The Japanese Garden will be in bloom.

The Japanese Garden is so cool and easily accessible with public transportation. What a great way to spend an afternoon.

Wanna hang out in a national park?

Visit the Columbia Gorge.























Check out Crown Point.

Hang out with the Savage Bastard... of Love

He is a Mexi-CAN not a Mexi-CAN'T

Wanna see Stonehenge?

We've got one.

A hop and a skip from Portland proper.

We also have haunted tunnels.
check it.

Maybe you'll see a UFO?
track it.

Symbols of Our Love--Beware the Easily Queasy

Ah yes...our love. It is a profound and mysterious force. So profound that we have had to come up with some new lingo--'love' while acceptable on most occasions, just is not adequate on others.

Pineapple is the word we chose to represent our love which is too strong for words.

Pinky swear is how we got married the first eighty million times.

And love chunks, ah love chunks, are what we are. Not referring to small representations of farm animals actually. No, love chunks, by our definition are energy balls of radiant love.







Can you deal with it?